1. [x] You have choked on water before.
--Absolutely. My friends find it as funny as I do to drop a real gut-buster during dinner.

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.
--I would simply like to note that the stairs at my dorm are not so kind.

3. [x] You have walked into a door.
--I always forget that the doors where I work lock on both sides when we close.

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.
--I have to agree with Leandra when it comes to the evil doors of the library.

5. [x] You have walked into a wall.
--There is a scar above my left eye. Ask me about it sometime...

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs.
--I swear some stairs are just a wee bit taller than others.

7. [x] You have jumped off something.
--That makes me a klutz? So far this test doesn't look so good for me...

8. [x] You have been electrocuted.
--So there was an uncovered outlet at my house when I was younger... and I had curious fingers.

9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.
--It's anytime lightning!

10. [ ] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.
--Yay! Score one for me!

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.
--That's a daily affair.

12. [ ] Your friends / family call you blonde a lot.
--That's my little brother. And boy, he gets it bad.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff / jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out.
--I'm the one telling the jokes most of the time... Okay, some of the time.

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.
--I scared my students last year. Not cool. I wasted all their kleenex.

15. [x] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.
--Give me some credit here. At least most of my shirts are blank.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.
--Woohoo! Not retarded!

17. [x] You have played with fire.
--Fire. It burns. Melted plastic on the leg... really burns.

18. [ ] You have thought USA was a state.
--I didn't check the blonde question...

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron / curling iron / straightener.
--Stepped on, no. Touched an 'on' one, yes.

20. [x] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer of how retarded you are.
--Is that bad..?

14/20. That means that I'm 70% Klutz. Wow.

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